Sunday, September 19, 2021

Camel tale # 15 Missouri, Mormon crossing

 


   "Monkey'  hay Camel I came out of society got to the mountain top with you, you disappeared

gave me to old Moses with my face in the dirt awaiting annihilation from the bush. Well my my my what you doing here in Egypt O Great Camel ? 

"Camel' Glad to see you here in Egypt did what you were told I see. Hope you brought the book ? 

"Monkey' Well My O MY Camel are you implying I forgot anything the bush said to me or lost it on the way that bush is still burning inside me. I have the book in my pack.

Moses Class Prophet 101 is that right O great Hump. Here I am got lost than got thorn in a muddy pit by a pillar of dusty clay. Do you think I should see my people first or go straight to Pharaoh ?

"Camel' I think you better see your people first they have a surprise party over in the slave quarters , just  a tip they told me they love it here in bondage got nice house ,Cars and  lots of children, Egyptian dreams on the Nile. Better brace yourself Monkey.

Better yet tell them all the happy stuff in the wilderness, no work no food no bricks no water no crocodiles  what a laugh , crocodiles in the desert. That is what you are to your people a crocodile in the desert. You might change things here with a few plagues , Good

By Moses of Iowa

 

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